Sunday, December 3. 2006

Howto Write Christmas Cards

I love Christmas, I love getting lots of cool presents, I really love the big Christmas dinner. I hate writing christmas cards. Check out the example messages at the bottom of this entry, including some rude ones :grin: Some people (the other half included) think you should send a Christmas card to every single person you know. They also think the message needs to be really clever and individual, something to inspire them and make them think happy thoughts about the sender.
Only Send Cards to People You Love Personally I think this is a load of c^@p, only send cards to people you truly care about, and what you write will naturally come to you anyway. I'm gifted with a talent for quickly writing a dozen cards in a few minutes knowing that the person who receives the card isn't going to read the darned thing anyway, all they care about is sticking it on the mantelpiece or hanging it from a string along with all the other cards they get. So why bother writing something clever and individual. Better to get it over with quickly so you can get on the the important tasks of writing your Christmas wishlist or getting your letter to Santa in the mail.

So, for the people who agonise over writing the Christmas cards, here's a few examples you can copy.

1. Hoping the Christmas season brings joy and happiness into your home, all our love...
2. May the gift of Christ's love fill your hearts at this special time, Merry Christmas...
3. Merry Christmas and very Happy New Year...
4. From all our hearts, thinking of you and wishing the best for Christmas...
5. Seasons Greetings, and many happy returns for the new year...
6. God Bless and wishing you all a safe and happy holiday...
7. With all our love, Merry Christmas...
8. Missing you already, and hoping your Christmas is merry...
9. Knowing in our hearts the wonder of Christmas, you are in our prayers...
10. Praying for a Merry Christmas and a safe and happy holiday...

Funny Christmas Card Greeting - warning, bad language
1. Merry Christmas you old fart, and a bottle of the good stuff to your wife, God knows she'll need it after another Christmas with you.
2. Happy holidays to you sweetie, here's hoping Santa gets you a new set of boobs
3. Merry Christmas, a new liver is on its way ya drunken bastard
4. Seasons greetings, you do remember its Christmas don't you?
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Posted by Carl in Christmas at 11:35   Comments (2)
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  1. sean carter said,

    Monday, December 4. 2006 at 02:32 (Reply)

    Thanks for the tips. Will keep them in mind. I love sending cards to my friends though I mostly do so via the net.
    Check out this amazing Holiday Blog at http://christmas4all.blogpsot.com for some unique and interesting gift ideas and lots more fun stuffs.

  2. Tim said,

    Monday, December 4. 2006 at 14:40 (Reply)

    Not another Christmas card.
    At www.christmasecheer.com you can send a personalized message or Christmas song to a loved one's phone. It is free and only takes a minute to do.

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