Poor Santa Claus, our hard-working hero spends his year managing the toy workshop, desperately trying to keep his production costs down and output up, resting only when all the presents have been delivered to the world's good boys and girls.
Now it so happened that one year things did not all go to plan and Santa had to work very long hours to stay on schedule. This particular day the alarm clock seemed to have developed a warble to its ring, and when you've had a wee tipple the night before the thumping headache just seems to get worse.
Mrs Claus popped her head around the door saying "Oh good, you're awake, could you run down to the store and get some bacon for breakfast?", and then cheerfully adding "my mother is coming to stay for a few days". Read More
