Carl discovers the world

Dear Santa,

I know I'm thirty-five, but I still believe in you. Mum always told me if I was good you'd bring me lots of presents, well I've tried this year.

Its not always easy, I mean it can be hard to look the other way when a cute babe with big boobs walks by, but I tried, once, I think. Read More

I love Christmas, I love getting lots of cool presents, I really love the big Christmas dinner. I hate writing christmas cards. Check out the example messages at the bottom of this entry, including some rude ones :grin:

Some people (the other half included) think you should send a Christmas card to every single person you know. They also think the message needs to be really clever and individual, something to inspire them and make them think happy thoughts about the sender. Read More

Hey everybody, turns out I have 9, count them 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 Google mail invitations up for grabs. I know anyone who is anyone already has a gmail account, and I confess to being a late adopter myself, but anyway, they're sitting there taunting me that I have no friends.

Let me know why you want it, and how much its worth to you, you could offer to do a Photoshop mockup for me to convert into a template, maybe run naked through your hometown, make a small donation to the Carl Galloway charitable trust, or even just beg... all offers considered!

This could be fun.